Princess Petunia: aka Pip, is the daughter of the original fairy tale Princess and the King. She thinks she is an orphan and is being looked after by Mrs_Floanebottom.
Requirements: Sing Duets, Dance.
Line count: High.

King Wallyburt 3rd.5: A broken man after he lost his daughter to marauding elves and his wife shortly afterwards. He has just had an epiphany and things are about to change although not in the direction he hopes.
Requirements: Sing in small group.
Line count: High.
 
Advisor: The Kings lackey a partly useful but simpering creep to put it politely. He/she expects the worm not only to turn but role over beg and grovel, hopefully in his rose garden.
Requirements: Sing chorus.
Line count: Medium.

Mrs Floanebottom: pronounced Sloanebottom (Pip’s “mum”). Producer of tasty pie’s, mum to Pip and the two scallywags Dodgit and Scarper. She can be very kind but is called “La femme effrayante” by the French foreign legions, who admire her battlefield rolling pin skills.
Requirements: Sing in small group.
Line count: High.
 
Dodgit and Scarper: Mrs Floanebottom 's adopted twins. They seem almost inhuman at times with their pranks and schoolboy humour.
Requirements: Sing chorus.
Line count: Medium.

iSergeant: Head of the local police force, he has more strings attached to him than an episode of thunderbirds.
Requirements: Sing chorus.
Line count: Medium.

iConstable: Nearly head of the local police force, a man who knows where the pencil sharpener is.
Requirements: Sing chorus.
Line count: Medium.

iPlods: Products of the corporate machine.
Requirements: Sing chorus.
Line count: Low.

Rabid Hatter: So called after the six pints of Haddenhamshire cider and the soap cake eating episode in the Frog and Nightgown pub. He is a hare’s breadth from going over the edge then bouncing back to do it again.
Requirements: Sing Solo.
Line count: High.

Small Hatters: Waanabe Hatters. Although why anyone would wish to be a wannabee unless you’re a spice Hatter…
Requirements: Sing chorus.
Line count: Low.

Mole the Magicial: Local magician and so called wizard his tricks are legendary ... for going totally wrong. Rumour has it that the glue did not work after his sawing in half trick.
Requirements: Sing Solo.
Line count: High.

Moles helpers: They help the mole and more than likely get it right.
Requirements: Sing chorus.
Line count: Low.

Andyana Smith: What can you say a handsome, rugged and fit lesser known cousin to Indy. Currently working as assistant to Mole_TM, possibly a total waste of space we will have to watch and see.
Requirements: Sing Solo.
Line count: High.

Mademoiselle. Fifi: She used to work for Prince charming and appears to now have money from a shady source and a slight name change. She has set up a house of repute in the village.
Requirements: Sing in small group.
Line count: Medium.
 
Fifiettes: Madomoiselle Fifi’s little helpers, they can dance and seem to have cornered the market in fluffy Boa’s and appalling English.
Requirements: Sing chorus.
Line count: Low.

Farmer: A local man making ends meet as farmers do by any nefarious scheme he can.
Requirements: Sing chorus.
Line count: Low.

Younger Farmers: Younger versions of the farmer, all competent cart drivers from an early age.
Requirements: Sing chorus.
Line count: Low.

Henge man: He’s building something; it might be a clock or a shopping center.
Requirements: Sing chorus.
Line count: Low.

Hengettes: Henge man’s little helpers who really know their spirit levels from their odometers.
Requirements: Sing chorus.
Line count: Low.

Villagers: The usual rabble, though strangely the village cribbage club has a good choir.
Requirements: Sing chorus.
Line count: Low.

The Elf king: Blackheart (Schwarzkern). He battled the king once and did not come of lightly loosing something(s) in the process.
Requirements: Sing Solo.
Line count: High.

Elf kings lacky, Yogo: An obnoxious toad with the brain power of a lump of inverted eccles cake. Yogo unlike his/hers counterpart will use a cattle prod to make sure that the worm turns in his/her favor and thoroughly enjoys doing so.
Requirements: Sing chorus.
Line count: Medium.

Small elves: They breed by fission and are good for testing bleach products on.
Requirements: Sing chorus.
Line count: Low.

Assassins for hire: They do the dirty work that other people don’t. If only they could understand what those other people wanted.
Requirements: Sing chorus.
Line count: Medium.

Good Fairy: Everyone’s favourite airheaded godmother, who may or may not be her old blond good self.
Requirements: Sing chorus.
Line count: Medium.

Mrs Miggins: Owner of the Pie shop who runs the Haddenhamshire lottery in her own unusual way.
Requirements: Sing in small group.
Line count: Medium.

Mrs D'Hex: The local records keeper (Retired) who has her finger on the pulse of village life. Now writing a book on the history of Haddenhamshire she is in a class of her own (0x320.0x324) when it comes to mixing it up.
Requirements: Sing chorus.
Line count: Medium.

The Lotto executioner: A masked man or woman who really like to throw pies, distantly related to the phantom flan flinger of old.
Requirements: Sing chorus.
Line count: Low.

Voiceover man: The disembodied warm friendly voice that haunts game shows.
Requirements: Sing chorus.
Line count: Low.

The iAdjuster: The insurance agent for iDirect in Haddenhamshire, they will insure you against anything you can think up and get away with for a percentage.
Requirements: Sing chorus.
Line count: Medium.

Magical Victim: This is what happens to you in Haddenhamshire when you don’t tidy your room.
Requirements: Sing chorus, Tidy room.
Line count: Medium.